the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lampsarepeopletoo:
gotta keep the dough fresh

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her


thnksgiving:

do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school


lapetitepirate:

Simon & Marcy

whiteboywaves:

white people jus wanna live in the 20s cuz they missed the chance to be openly racist



A sailor and his date enjoying a day in Central Park while he is on shore leave, 1943.

thetruthaboutnothing asked: oooooh or Basement!!

Favorite Song: Earl Grey
Favorite Member:


Favorite Album: I Wish I Could Stay Here


Favorite Music Video:
Favorite Lyric: 

”I’ll be fine, I’ll run and hide, I wish I could stay here”
Band Merch:
Band Rate: 10
Blog rate: 9


thetruthaboutnothing asked: la dispute?

Favorite Song: I See Everything
Favorite Member:


Favorite Album:

 Wildlife
Favorite Music Video:
Favorite Lyric: 

”I remember when you leaned in quick to kiss me and I swear, not a single force on Earth could stop the trembling of my hand”
Band Merch:
Band Rate: 7 


Blog rate: 9


carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

the-rosy-doctor:

fictionalfix:

groovytimeladyinspace:

 #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something

This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me…
looking for Alaska

Looks like this country is full of…
Paper Towns

get the fuck out of here you clever little shits
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